" own goal "

 [ "own goal" ]

1: In reference to soccer, when someone scores an own goal. Used when someone does an action against someone else that backfires.

  * e.g.,  ... There's a homeless guy in front of the mall I go. He always asks me for a coin, and I always answer that I don't have any, last time he replied with "You never have money don't you?". What an own goal 

 [ "own goal" ]

1: used by british soldiers in northern ireland to describe an IRA terrorist who accidently blew themselves up with their own bomb.

  * e.g.,  ... Looks like another own goal to me 

 [ "own goal" ]

1: n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.

  * e.g.,  ... shot an own goal there didn't cha? 

 [ "Own Goal" ]

1: The act of cumming and landing your goop inside your belly button.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh damn, my goop just landed in my belly button! Das crazy, I just hit an Own Goal." 

 [ "Own goal" ]

1: A careless act of breaking wind, where the culprit is trapped by location or circumstance and is forced to suffer the scent of their own flatulence in unhappy solitude. Possible locations include an elevator, an office cubicle, or a sleeping bag.

  * e.g.,  ... Adam had just sat down to watch Suits when an abdominal rumble rippled through his digestive system. He leaned back and released a mighty cloud, which went on to punish his olfactory receptors mercilessly. "Fuck," thought Adam, "That was an own goal." 

 [ "own goal perk" ]

1: An immature soccer goalie who makes funny noises when scoring an own goal. Normally a useless but dramatic save.

  * e.g.,  ... God dammit Perk you scored on our own team!(Player 1) 

 [ "own goal perk" ]

2: A goalie who normally scores own goals in soccer.

  * e.g.,  ... Our fucking goalie sucks! (Player 2) 

 [ "own goal perk" ]

3: Definition of own goals- he scores goals on his own team while being in goal.

  * e.g.,  ... Perk why did you kick it into our goal! (Player 3) 

 [ "own goal perk" ]

4: The goalie may sometimes have a hyper/competitive mom.

  * e.g.,  ... What a dumbass goalie! (Soccer Mom) 

 [ "Own Goal" ]

1: When shooting your load whilst masturbating, accidentally getting a portion of sperm in your mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... Gareth: What'd you get up to last night man? 

 [ "scored an own goal" ]

1: Having made out with someone of the same sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom scored an own goal at a drunken party. 

 [ "Scoring on his Own Goal" ]

1: A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

  * e.g.,  ... When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal. 

 [ "Own goal" ]

1: Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.

  * e.g.,  ... The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)